The Eris Entripocus ______________________ Book One Doctrine of The Holy Chapter of Froot Loops, and Useful Text file. Devised by his Assholiness S'wingitus Dickitomus and his Nunzio John Kanash Esq. THE MAGNUM OPIATE OF Swinging Dick! Wherein Is Explained Absolutely Everything Worth Knowing About Absolutely Anything and then Some, but not as much as before....Wich was more. This Text File describes a Wayward sect of The Discordian Soceity. The Froot Loops Cult as it is come to be called by some, is not as religously devout as others of its kind, and Prefers to work in Mundane guises. Essentially We are to Fido What Erisians are to Christianity. We have developed our Entire Culture around the Tellecomunications medium of our Faith. We speak of BBS's as one might of their Temples. We speak of Echos as one might of their Streets or Plazas or Stables. WE speak of Fresh meat and dirty linen as if it were Fresh meat and Dirty linen so as you can see, we are "tetched by the fever". ________ Introduction _____________ Much as Inspired by the Devout faith of Erisians,and the Principia Discordia, This book destined to be a (Literatus Immortalus) as great as perhaps something written by wise old guys, who are long since dead. Perhaps even greater than the Principia Discordia, or the Farmers Almanac. One thing that Distresses me, is that the author of the PD, was so Vague about who created, as if anyone cared that an alien Inteligence of Some magnitude had created this text file, in order to subvert human Kind into its servitude...I mean this is immaterial. Entropian Motto: It Feels Good Do it>